It's time for another edition of "Spamalot" a commentary on those annoying spam emails we receive. Here's some more that I've received since I posted my original post back in April.
"Paris Hilton abducted by Aliens"
We can only wish.
"Paris Hilton has Sex with Aliens"
Was that before or after the abduction?
"Set your Wife on Fire"
Um, isn't that illegal? Suttee was outlawed a long time ago.
"SAD because of Low EDUCATION? Cheap price Degree/Bacheelor/MasteerMBA/PhDD Certificate"
The insult to my education isn't have so upsetting as the credit you are giving to my intelligence at thinking I wouldn't notice the glaring spelling mistakes in your email. If that's the kind of standards your institution has, I think I'll pass.
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